Sunday, June 03, 2012

Introducing Dhimmi Maker, the DrM dog

Who says Muslims don’t like dogs? DM (short for Dhimmi Maker) is the official DrM dog of war(the DrM death squad are on summer vacation). Now let me clear up some misconceptions, we have no issues with dogs, unless they come with 2 legs high on 5000 year old messianic nonsense. The Kangal aka Turkish Shepherd was my first choice but it’s HUGE and likely against some silly local code, so I had to settle for the next best thing, the German Sheppard. I had to get creative with the naming process, I was thinking Smith & Wesson but that would have required two of them. Kraut, Mutley, Darth Labrador, Second Amendment and a Half, Katyusha, Masalatron, Blunt Fang, Vicious Shawarma didn’t work out either so I had to settle for your friendly neighborhood Dhimmi Maker. Ofcourse, a pure bred German Shepard has to be well fed, perhaps some local Zionist filet minion, or some kosher Canadian bacon aka transfat T-Fat. If I lived in England,  a daily happy meal of EDL quarter pounders would have made the menu. Then again, I wouldn’t want to feed this magnificent canine feces, especially of that nasty variety. Dogs have rights after all. I would recommend any Muslim capable enough to get one. They look absolutely adorable salivating on top of terrified Islamophobes.

Speaking of dogs, I’ll be burning Mona Eltahway’s broomstick in an upcoming post.


Hussam said...

Good looking dog, DrM. Nice to see you blogging again.

It'd be nice to get your thoughts on Syria too.

Suraya said...

i missed your writing!

Muhammad Nasrullah said... much of gap between two posts make its a painful wait...dont make it later than a month at max post a month isnt a tough target at all!

JDsg said...

Salaam 'alaikum.

Although I would have been seriously tempted with "Darth Labrador," "Vicious Shawarma" is a great name. :)

mohsin ramirez said...

Assalammu Alaikum Warahmatullahi wabarakatu Dr M. Would you be able to help on this facebook group:

As we have alot of fake-ex-muslim/sell-out subcontinental liars there adapting right-wing, neo-con rheotric and posting crap about Islam and the Ulema.

You insight in dealing with these wannabes will be greatly valued there especially considering that T-FAT and Usama Hassan are there.

Barak Allah fikum akhi.

Swordsmen said...

Salaams brother DrM

Ramadhan Kareem

German Shepherd a favourite of mine also good choice.

Must alert you but I am sure you are aware of the amazing Sheikh Imran Hosein...someone who sticks to the truth and says it how it is...masha'Allah.

Kulsoom said...

haha @ kosher canadian bacon T Fat