Sunday, September 30, 2012

Joke of the month : "israeli" lunatic Netanyahu at the UN

I couldn't stop myself from laughing out loud when I saw the "israeli"(lower case and quotation marks are intentional) prime war criminal Netanyahu make his bogus claims about Iran. Guess he tailored this for a purely American audience. I mean really, holding up a cartoon of bomb, and then drawing a red line? Been watching Looney Tunes much? This is the worst presentation since war criminal Colin Powell pulled  his athrax in a vial antics to make the false case against Iraq. Truely a theatre of the absurd.
The red line which ought to be drawn should be back to the pre-1948 borders, and getting rid of the filthy Judeofascist terrorists squatting on Palestinian land, the root cause of the problem there.
Hey Bibi, Wile E. Coyote called, he wants his Acme bomb back. Here's a much better cartoon :

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Introducing Dhimmi Maker, the DrM dog

Who says Muslims don’t like dogs? DM (short for Dhimmi Maker) is the official DrM dog of war(the DrM death squad are on summer vacation). Now let me clear up some misconceptions, we have no issues with dogs, unless they come with 2 legs high on 5000 year old messianic nonsense. The Kangal aka Turkish Shepherd was my first choice but it’s HUGE and likely against some silly local code, so I had to settle for the next best thing, the German Sheppard. I had to get creative with the naming process, I was thinking Smith & Wesson but that would have required two of them. Kraut, Mutley, Darth Labrador, Second Amendment and a Half, Katyusha, Masalatron, Blunt Fang, Vicious Shawarma didn’t work out either so I had to settle for your friendly neighborhood Dhimmi Maker. Ofcourse, a pure bred German Shepard has to be well fed, perhaps some local Zionist filet minion, or some kosher Canadian bacon aka transfat T-Fat. If I lived in England,  a daily happy meal of EDL quarter pounders would have made the menu. Then again, I wouldn’t want to feed this magnificent canine feces, especially of that nasty variety. Dogs have rights after all. I would recommend any Muslim capable enough to get one. They look absolutely adorable salivating on top of terrified Islamophobes.

Speaking of dogs, I’ll be burning Mona Eltahway’s broomstick in an upcoming post.

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Tarek Fatah trolls on Loonwatch...

My apologies for the long absence. What better way to start off the last year of the Mayan calender then a smashing good beat down. T-Fat decided to weigh his sumo wrestler like mass in on Loonwatch's latest expose of Zionist media whore Asra Nomani. Unfortunately for T-Fat I was also there, and all how much I much I adore this glycerin ball of a man. What proceeded was a titanic a** kicking of the corpulent cancerous Communist charlatan, led by none other then yours truly. It was like watching a cockroach take on a can of Raid. Naturally he took off faster then Federal Express with the tread of my curly Iron Sheik boots firmly embossed on his blimp like posterior. Now people know why this Bhutto crime family groupie runs from debate. Fatah might get some play from the usual suspects, but in a REAL debate, he wouldn’t last five minutes against a qualified opponent even if his friends Michael Coren and Ezra Levant were propping up his sorry fat carcass from either side. It was only Loonwatch's guidelines which prevented me from giving Uncle Tom Dollar a total vasectomy.
Let's take salivating look shall we? 

You can read the rest here. I'm going to reward myself with some biryani(trans fats included).