Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The DrM bailout plan

Yes, it's time to save America and your behind in one shot. for too long America has been dumbed, dulled and tranquilized into a state of semi-conscious existence. No matter how much money those in power throw at it, the hole at the bottom of the bucket will always be there unless there is a fundmental change in the way the country works. Hot on the heels of my guide to voting comes the DrM bailout plan! Here's how it works:

No bailouts for crooks and criminals.


All debts are null and void. Credit cards are a thing of the past.


Bye bye Federal Reserve, and a return to the Gold standard and precious metals.


All Zionists and the members of their Shabbos goyim network are arrested and detained at Gitmo(with the mandatory matza soup boarding torture). No plea bargaining for "dual loyalist" traitors.

The salaries of all politicians is slashed by 70%, and all lobby groups disbanded.


The insane military budget is sharply slashed. It cannot be overstated how badly the military industrial complex has hurt the US. As of 2009, the United States government is spending about $1 trillion annually on defense-related purposes. This is unsustainable and suicidal. Instead hundreds of billions of dollars will be better spend on far more important sectors of society.


Education all the way through college is free. The catch being that standards will be super high.So slackers don't have a chance of making it.


There is no such thing as free medical care, but those on the extremities of life, children up to 12 and the elderly(60 and up) will be covered. The rest of us have to pay a hefty fee of $20 a month. Everyone over the age of 18 weighing over 300lbs will be placed on the DrM diet plan and be required to purchase a treadmill.

Lovely aint it?


Now if you're viewing this using a Windows operating system you have my sympathies(particularly if
you've infected your machine with Vista). Here's a mini computer bail out :
Remove all McAfee and Norton products from your machine. Stick with FREE programs which do the job way better then any of the crapware. The following are all you need :

Avira Anti-Virus

Comodo firewall

Malwarebytes anti-Malware

Spyware Blaster

CCleaner

Defraggler

Enjoy!

9 comments:

Lord of Leoness said...

I am laughing like a lunatic Dr.M. This is soooooo funny and true. Thanks your a real American hero.

Lord of Leoness said...

Hey Dr. M, please forward this link to your local congressman because it might be the bail out plan of the century.

Yusuf Smith said...

As-Salaamu 'alaikum,

Rather than pushing free crapware onto people in place of paid-for crap, why not ban closed-source operating systems, so that all the bugs can be patched by the community?

DrMaxtor said...

Waliakum Asalam Yusuf,

The sad reality is most people will use Windows crapware, so at least they can save $$$ with freeware. The software I've recommended is far better then anything McAfee, Norton, Kaspersky has for sale.

whypatcondellisntfunny said...

"Credit cards are a thing of the past."

Yes, this is the way to go. Bypass all these arguments about people being tempted into debt an rolling all debts onto a credit card with a rate of 15%.

If you can't afford it, save up to buy it. I think credit cards should be banned from civil society. Debit cards work just fine.

izzymo said...

Debit cards rock!
Sorry I had my little moment there.

Asalaamu alaikum, brother.

Good thing I got my treadmill. :-) And use, I acually use it.

Yusuf Smith said...

As-Salaamu 'alaikum,

Credit cards have their uses. I got mine in 2007 when I was about to start a self-employed car delivery job, and I had to pay fuel and travel expenses up front and then claim the money back later. Where they become dangerous is when people use them when they don't have a regular income.

Rezbi said...

McAfee and Norton also have their own built in spyware which send info form your computer to the US government.

Absolutely true.

So, if anyone already has either of these, the first thing you need to do is get another antispyware and weed out the built in spyware from them.

I know you can because I've done it in the past when I was using them.

George Carty said...

Why do you support the gold standard, when many economists claim that the reversion to the gold standard of most Western countries, was one of the factors which turned the Wall Street Crash into the Great Depression?