10) Its a well known fact that the meat market site, Naseeb, is a pretty lame place. Notice they didn't have their little "Naseeb meet up" this year. Less then 400 out of 1200 seats occupied last year. Not exactly a full house. Everybody else was at ISNA it seems. That was in 2005, this year however, it was revealed that Naseeb does not respect its own terms of service. So what happens to those members who are critical of the website? You win the grand prize of having your account hacked and your private information used for all sorts of nefarious purposes. Our good friend, the Swordswoman is in the process of taking them to court for their crimes. Crappy recycled articles, and psuedo-intellectual 40 year old bachelor and bachelorettes aside, if I were Monis Rahman (Naseeb CEO), I'd settle the case in court, and quickly.
9) Then we have Raheel “Hey Canadian media, I’m a “moderate,” interview me already” Raza. Who? She’s a Pakistani socialite living in
7) The Muslim Canadian Congress(MCC) a.k.a. exiled Pakistani league of Stalinist cockroaches was formed as a group specifically to counter legitimate Muslim civil rights organizations, to muddy the waters if you will. Its other function is to promote the political aspirations of secular extremist opportunists who have no interest or links to Islam or the Muslim community. Recently it fractured into separate factions, no doubt due to the disease known as chronic Egomanicus Immigrantitis. So what have these refugees from a pancake box accomplished so far? Civil rights work? Nope. Distribution of accurate literature on Islam to libraries? Nope. Pro-active community outreach efforts? Nope. Charity work? Sure, as long they are the charity(Who are they funded by anyway?). Support for reactionary anti-Muslim propaganda? Yep. Idiot(s) number 7? You better believe it.
6) Phony Sufis seem to be all the rage these days, or so you would think. Across the Atlantic in jolly old
4) Looking for an example precociously incompetent sycophant and a malodorous, armpit-licking pimple on the face of journalism? Look no further then the neocons favorite presstitude for hire, Mona Eltahawy. Imported from the Egyptian client state, with a recommendation from none other then Paul Wolfowitz, the vile judeofascist war criminal, known for his fondness for loose yet ideologically subservient Arab woman(just ask his Saudi girlfriend). Eltahawy is major proponent of the pro-regressive shahada, “A Muslim is anyone who claims to be one.” Essentially you’re a Muslim if you fancy biryani and baklava. I guess she came up with that while munching on her first E.Coli laced burger, thinking herself an American from then on. Eltahawy’s one dimensional articles are awful, yet music to the ears of the Islamophobic choir she caters to. Just do a search on her and find out yourself. The harridan knows which side her falafel is fried on. One particularly disgusting article proclaimed that “911 was good for the Muslim world.” Why? Because this was her chance to cash and claim to be a representative of the community. Quran desecration? Big deal, “it’s just a book.” Are you terrified of the niqab? “Well, me too!” Try finding any criticism of neocons and the war against
In reality, Fatah’s sudden “moderate muslim” martyr complex was the result of him switching political parties from the NDP to the Liberals. Then came his “resignation” from the sock puppet MCC (he didn’t even cite death threats in his resignation letter, instead claiming he needed the time to work on his “memoirs” and work for Liberal party politician, Bob Rae). Rae came in third confirming T-Fat’s political midas touch. Ever the gracious loser, Fatah then went on a tirade about how “Islamists” had cost his candidate the nomination. Right, anybody who doesn’t vote for your way is an “Islamist.” Any wonder why this charlatan is so wildly unpopular? Did I mention that he opposes religious education for Muslim girls? Hmm, sounds familiar....Bet you didnt know that he and Irshad Manji were the original founders of the MCC.
Well T-Fat, commemorating your second straight year as the top pro-regressive idiot( in fact the top 3 this year) and in the spirit of the new year, let me just say: maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have an intellect rivalled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother, if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. To put it mildly, you are an egregiously subliterate oaf and a debauched, gossip-mongering cesspool of putrid effluvium. Try not to be on the list next year, creep. Who am I kidding, you'll probably snag all ten spots o repugnant, nose-picking glob of grease.