Thursday, March 24, 2005

Monday, March 21, 2005

The Vision of a Blind Woman

This beautiful sister has more sense and maturity than all the regressive hacks at mwu put together.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Hindu terrorist barred entry into the US

Thanks to CAIR ( you know, those "conservative" types who deal with REAL issues affecting the community), and other civil rights have managed to convince the US state department to bar Hindu terrorist Narendra Modi entry into the US.
Note to the "Asian-American Hotel Owners Association" aka Gujrati fecal fascists in disguise, get a real speaker for your little conference, preferably someone not guilty of genocide.

Honest interviews : Asra Nomani

Imagine if Nomani got some sodium pentothal in her martini and gave an honest interview....

DrM : So whats the “Muslim womans freedom tour” about ?

AN. : Well I couldn’t come up with anything catchy so I decided to steal some terms from the civil rights movement. I haven’t had much luck getting attention with the shake down I’ve tried to pull at the Morgantown masjid, so I had to do something.

DrM : What’s going on there ?

AN : Actually I didnt have a chance to win a seat on the masjid advisory panel, so I bailed the day the election. Then I started claiming that the ladies section was insufficient for us even though there was plenty of room.

DrM : Why did you do that ?

AN : It got the media’s interest, and I was on CNN…they just love me on FOX too might I add. Plus, I got a chance to plug my book, nothing like a little free PR.

DrM : You mean “Standing alone in Mecca” ?

AN : Yes, order your copy today !

DrM : This was about your Hajj experience correct ?

AN : Yep.

DrM : There were over 2 million pilgrims at last year’s Hajj, so what do you mean by the “stand alone” part ?

AN : Well..uh…it sounded tight. There’s only one Asra Nomani ya know !

DrM : You’re a bit of a whack job aren’t you ?

AN : Hey now ! Well, maybe just a bit…I can assure I’m just your typical single Muslim mom raising a kid.

DrM : Why single ? Wheres hubby ?

AN : Lets not get into that…..

DrM : I’ll let you plug your book if you do….

AN : In that case…..I was on assignment in Pakistan, where I met this one dude…and things kinda happened.

DrM : Hold up…that would be adultery then..

AN : Look man, I was trying the latest tantrika mumbo jumbo…you can read all about it in my other book on tantrika sex…on sale for only $17.95.

DrM : So did you get married ?

AN : Nope, he ran off, the bastid.

DrM : Well that’s too bad….but don’t you think Muslims would have a problem with someone with your past telling them how to practice Islam ?

AN : Look I screwed up, cut me some slack here ! All you gotta do is perform Hajj and all is forgiven.

DrM : Well it doesn’t quite work like that…you have to be sincere in your desire for forgiveness…

AN : I am sincere, dawg !

DrM : But you do oppose punishing the crime of adultery…

AN : Well, just punishing the female part, they could stone the men with a boulder for all I care. Besides everybody does it these days, you cant go around slamming people for getting busy….you know what I’m saying ?

DrM : Actually no, I myself have never committed adultery, nor do any of Muslim friends engage in it.

AN : You’re a wahabi aren’t you ?!

DrM : …no, not really.

AN : You believe in Quran and Hadeeth ?

DrM : …Yeah

AN : WAHABI ! Neo-Salafi ! Muslim Pat Robertson !

DrM : Hey everybody, buy Asra’s book….

AN : Ok, I’ll let you off the hook this time….

DrM : So tell me what you mean by Muslim woman “reclaiming their rights.”

AN : Actually that’s just some bullcrap we cooked up to get the media’s attention. I would like to see more woman ditch the hijab.

DrM : Why is that ?

AN : Well to be honest with you, I’m a bit jealous of those hijabis. They get respect and they don’t have to put out to get it.

DrM : Why are you proggies so obsessed with hijab when Muslim woman face so many other challenges ?

AN : Well….we don’t want to them to wear it….and that’s all I have to say about that.

DrM : They make you look bad don’t they ?

AN : Yeah they do, kinda makes it hard to pull a fast one on ignorant non-Muslims with them around.

DrM : But you did wear a hijab on the cover of your book…

AN : Available at bookstores near you for only…

DrM : We got that already. But why the hijab on the cover ?

AN : It grabs the viewers attention, but its cool, I don’t wear it inside the book.

DrM : About your local masjid….when did that controversy start ?

AN : Actually I rarely go to the masjid, and I never went before…but it was a good place to start my campaign.

DrM : But why do you want a larger prayer hall if you sneak into the men’s section ?

AN : To be honest, its more fun…there’s a couple of guys with really tig…

DrM : Time out

AN : Dang ! I was just getting to the good part.

DrM : This aint “sex and the ummah.”

AN : Which I also co-write with that other lady holed up in Arkansas.

DrM : So why the need to publish porn ?

AN : Well that Nassef character, you know the one with the big boot print on his face thought it would get us some page hits, as well as offer a release for the readers, most of whom aren’t old enough to drink. We think its better than them surfing smut sites.

DrM : But its still porn, and rather vulgar at that….

AN : Don’t be such a prude, Muslims should enjoy the sexual impulse..nothing to be afraid of…

DrM : Uh I don’t think that’s a problem given that Muslims have the highest birthrate on the planet. Only difference I see is they do it behind closed doors and after marriage.

AN : You better cut it out with that wahabi crap, man

DrM : Yawn, so what do you do these days ?

AN : Well since I dont have a job, I enjoy harassing the people at the masjid, and trying to make non-Muslims like me as a "good muslim." Otherwise I'm just a bitter middle aged woman eating bonbons and watching Oprah. Hopefully, some clueless liberals and ill-meaning conservatives will pick up my books, every single penny counts.

DrM : I think I've had enough. Off you go granny.

AN : Wha ?!

DrM : Theres a MSNBC camera crew outside waiting to hear your deep Islamic thoughts.

Friday, March 18, 2005

What's next Dr.Wadud ???

So Dr.Amina Wadud has led Friday prayers. Break out the champane everybody, its a historic day for Islam. All the problems facing our dear sisters have simply vanished, there are no more hijab bans, no more hate crimes, no more racial profiling. But there was plenty of media attention, and theres nothing like free PR, especially from those usually bash Islam and Muslims. Bottom feeder Ahmed Nassef is particularly happy, a sheikh from Al-Azhar has given his approval for woman leading prayer. Interestingly enough, Al-Azhar was bashed by MWU just a couple of days ago. For those who dont know Al-Azhar has another sheikh who supports discrimination against Muslim woman in Europe, that should tell us plenty about the state of some of Al-Azhar's rent-a-sheikhs.
But thats not all, terrorist-supporting right wing American blogs have also given their blessing to Dr.Wadud. Thats right ! These extremists who normally support terrorism against Muslims are delighted that Wadud is leading jummah. If only there were more woman like this around than those pesky wahabees the say. If only more Muslims were publishing soft-porn like that failed academic from Arkansas. Or how about that confused character who stink palms people at Islamic conventions ? Did I forget to mention a certain unrepentent adultress without a job or a life who wants to run the local masjid like it was her kitchen ?

Reality check insects,
1) No one believes anti-Muslim scum like the inbred lgf crowd sincerly view Wadud and her associates as "good Muslims." To them, they're just usefull idiots to be discarded later.

2) Islam cannot be changed, no matter what these stalgamites want or do.

3) So have as many of these phoney fridays you want proggies, we all know this is salad dressing for kafirs to lavish false praise on you. You arent fooling anyone.

4) Since when did folks who never set foot in the masjid became so serious about jummah ? Probably to get those cameras in their faces, not to mention checking each other out in rukuh and sajdah. What else do you expect from those who get off on porn ?

Monday, March 07, 2005

Conman Nassef smears Ingrid Mattson

The ever slimy head of MWU must be desperate. Not content with smearing Muslim civil rights groups, the mendacious masri has now targeted Dr. Ingrid Mattson, director of Islamic Chaplaincy and Professor at the Macdonald Center for Islamic Studies and Christian-Muslim Relations at Hartford Seminary in Hartford, CT. She also happens to be vice-president of ISNA. Nassef feels that Mattson got this position by merely being a woman "rolled out" by ISNA to show how it was "woman-friendly."
Dr.Mattson did the unforgivable by referring to MWU and its third rate hacks as "those who have gone to extremes." Hmmmmm, sounds accurate to me, since endorsing gay marriage isnt exactly considered halal. Nassef also highlights Asra Nomani and Mona Eltahawy as the sort of woman who are "pioneers" within the Muslim community. Who ??? Asra Nomani = A bitter middle aged unrepentent adultress trying to make a name for herself by smearing her local masjid. Mona Eltahawy = a journalist for the third rate Asharq al-Awsat. She's been endorsed by Paul Wolfowitz, and makes appearances on Bill "phone-sex" O'Reilly's show and other equally revolting programs. Pardon me for not rolling out the red carpet. And dont even get me started on race baiter and coward Amina Wadud.
FOX-friendly Nassef also cites the questionable survey showing that only 10% of American Muslims attend the masjid. This, in his devolved mind is an endorsement of reactionary leftist extremism MWU espouses and a rejection of what scholars like Mattson represent. Whats really going on here ? Easy folks, the RAND lackey has a problem with strong Muslim woman who define their own identity within the confines of the Holy Quran and Sunnah of the Prophet (pbuh). Its even worse that she's a revert, the type of Muslim very familiar with the workings of the jahiliyah mindset so common at MWU. Whats more, since Nassef possesses neither the intelligence nor courage to take on a towering figure like Mattson, he does the next best "pro-regressive" thing and that is taking cheap shots at her on his website.

What a shameless and shallow degenerate you are, Ahmed Nassef.

The spin on Syria

You know theres something fishy going on when the usual suspects (U-S) are calling for an end to the "occupation" of Lebanon. Oh, and Palestine and Iraq occupations dont apply. Notice that the circumstances behind Syrian presence in Lebanon are never touched upon. The spin is that "democracy," whatever the hell that means in an age of invasions, assassinations and state terrorism is on the march. Yeah right.
Why would the Syrians assassinate the former Lebanese PM ? Easy, they didnt. Theres only one "nation" in that part of the world which benefits from framing the Syrians "by way of deception."
Conspiracy theory ? Sure, if you consider the Lavon affair, the attack on the USS liberty, and Jonathan Pollard to be figments of some crazy A-rabs imagination. Connect the dots people !