Thursday, January 27, 2005

Bollywood moments 1

A couple of weeks ago legendary Bollywood actor Amrish Puri died at the age of 72 from a blood clot in the brain. This punjabi thespian played some of the best villians in Indian cinema for the nearly three decades, who can forget Mogambo from "Mr.India" ? Or the stern, but loving patriarch from "Virasat." He was the villian-priest from "Indiana Jones and the temple of doom," incase y'all didnt know. A real loss for both fans, and India.
Also, 70s actress/bimbo Parveen Babi also died at the age 49 in her sleep. I believe the cause of death was diabetic complications with a bit of booze thrown in. She was on the cover of TIME back in the day, shown as a "modern Indian, with unconventional western looks." Amazing what wearing a bikini and showing cleavage can do to "modernize" third world woman....Needless to say, TIME wasnt really interested when their "modern Indian" pin-up girl was diagnosed with schizophrenia and spent the last 15 years as a recluse. I doubt they'll even acknoledge her passing.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

How to become a "neo-salafi"

Ask tough questions about a group of psuedo-Muslim "progressives," particularly their true intentions.
Ahmed Nassef, our psuedo-Muslim conman of the year and all-around dollar scholar will then proceed to issue a "progressive" fatwa labelling the concerned party as "neo-salafi."
You are now a big bad "neo-salafi."

On a related note, I've decided to label grand Sheikh Nassef and his minions neo-regressives.

Friday, January 14, 2005

How to cure Atheism

Take them to an OBGYN ward and have them watch a birth from labor till delivery. Its hard to believe people dont learn despite the miracles we see everyday at the hospital.