Sunday, October 31, 2004

Well heres a shock : Stupid People Love Bush

New Study Shows Correlation Between
Decline Of IQ And Rise Of GOP
By Will Durst

"Stupid people love Bush" new study proves According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin. As Chief Resident Dr. Louis Friend characterized the results of the research, "the less intelligent you are, the more you like Bush." This landmark study, conducted over a 5 month period, involved 2400 likely voters bridging all economic stratas in the 17 states generally considered up for grabs on November 2nd. Participants were tested for intelligence, then asked to fill out a 12 page series of questions involving the Presidential candidates with results released earlier this week.

The consensus: the higher the IQ, the less people trust Bush and respect the job his administration has done. The lower the IQ, the more people admire his steadfastness. "It was pretty much a slam dunk. There's no nice way to say this. Dumb people like him. They think his unwavering nature is a positive personality trait. They even venerate him for never admitting mistakes, even when he's wrong. On the other hand, smart people think he's a lying bully. I mean, c'mon, you have a deserter accusing a decorated veteran of treason. Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?"

Preliminary results:

IQ Above 140: Kerry 80%, Bush 20%.

120-140: Kerry 65%, Bush 35%.

100-120: Kerry 54%, Bush 46%.

80-100: Bush 54%, Kerry 46%.

60-80: Bush 60%, Kerry 15%, Dale Earnhardt Jr. 25%.

Apparently, Bush's good-evil, black-white philosophy resonates on an inverse relationship with higher education, whereas it became evident over the period of analysis that John Kerry's nuanced arguments are only understood by people who paid attention in any class above the 5th grade.

Doctor Friend elaborated: "It has to do with intellectual curiosity. Folks see Bush in front of a stream talking about the environment and they assume he's in favor of it, even though if you read his legislation, I'd be surprised to hear him endorse shade. This also explains why Bush gets away with pretending he doesn't know how the Senate works, allowing him to call Kerry a flip-flopper."

Friend released evidence that this type of disconnect exists across the board: education, foreign policy, the economy, post 9-11 security response and State Dinner entertainment choices. Also discovered was a direct correlation between the number of preset Country Western stations on car radios and Bush's approval rating. Dr. Friend attributes this phenomena to the simplicity inherent in the messages indigenous to both. Classical music listeners were preponderantly Kerry supporters, but surprisingly, on heavy metal, the two split down the middle.

Spotting a trend, Friend cautioned, "Because of the deterioration in public education, larger and larger segments of the population are creeping downward IQ-wise, cementing the hold Republicans have on the electorate." However, if the election were held today, Bush would hold a lead of 52-48 in the popular vote, but would be virtually tied in the Electoral College, which Bush supporters argue against because the word College angers them. When contacted, a Kerry spokesman just chuckled. No Bush spokesperson was made available for comment. It was also found that Ralph Nader supporters were the brightest of all political proponents tested, but Dr. Friend dismissed them as "too smart for their own good."

In a related study, smart people prefer baseball because the pace is such that there is time to read.

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Diabetes gene found

The discovery of the gene PTPN1 could lead to earlier treatment and new therapies, which already are being tested.

Heres a tip folks, dont hold your breath. Diabetes is a multifactorial disease, ie multiple factors excluding genetics contribute to its pathogenesis. Losing weight is the best course of action, just dont do it through Atkins, it'll kill your kidneys.

Corrupt Pakistani Charlatans for Bush

aka "Muslims for Bush" aka all members of the affluent pakistani-American Gull Hasan family. If you went to ISNA this year you probably saw these idiots at their booth hanging out the munafiqs from MWU.
Saw these frauds (Seeme Gull Hasan and her son Muhammed Ali Hasan, brother to Asma Gull Hassan, self-declared "Muslim femenista cowgirl," whatever the hell that means) on a PTV commercial pimping for Bush. Reasons given for their position :

Bush has said so many good things about Islam and Muslims.
Bush is good for Pakistan.
Bush is the savior of the Muslim world.
Bush embraced Ali Hasan's "muslimness."

You have to be pathologically delusional to come up with balderdash like this, or you just happen to be heavy duty contributers to the Bush re-election campaign. I'm sure those tax cuts didnt hurt any either. HMO credentials notwithstanding.
Seeme Gull Hasan reminds me of a typically obese desi aunt trying to assert herself as the life of the part at desi gatherings. "Oh look at me ! The president put his arm around me !"
Ali Hasan is either a naive attention craving cretin or a serial liar. He also claims to be a "budding comedian," I guess sanitizing the record of a war criminal responcible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims in Afghanistan and Iraq is now considered "comedy."
Considering the number of US backed dictators in the Muslim world, its shouldnt be a surprise that Muslim neocons are being manufactured for domestic purposes.
In a related development 75% of Muslim Americans will be voting for the lesser of two evils, Kerry.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

We need sleep too

I think reform is needed at some level. We have it better now than did the previous generation of doctors who really had brutal working hours, but I can still use the extra sleep.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Not very polite...

So where are all the outraged "conservative" Christians now ? No doubt lining up to support terrorism against the peoples of the Middle East, Christian and Muslim. Its these armageddon fanatics who deserve to be spat upon, not to mention the little neurotic neocon wannabe loser posting on Muslim blogs.

A schoolgirl riddled with bullets. And no one is to blame

News which wasnt broadcast on CNN or any other organ of American state media. Ofcourse murdering innocents, especially children is not news to those who are familiar with Israeli terrorism.
Evil murderous jewish bastards.,2763,1332219,00.html

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Its about time

Seems like Muslims have had enough of reactionary left wing extremists besmirching Islam under the guise of "progressive Muslims" and have set up what I believe to be one of the finest websites on Islam.
The articles are well written and clearly expose the deviant proggies for what they are.


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